Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.

Lauren Barnholdt
Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.
Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.
Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.
Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.
About This Quote

This is a really unfortunate way to say that you had sex with your boyfriend. It makes people think that you are saying that you had sex with him against his will. There is no better way to make him feel uncomfortable and it doesn’t explain why you didn’t tell him that you were going to have sex with him. If someone asks if you cuddled raped him or something, they are asking if you held him down and had sex with him. This is not something to be embarrassed about, but rather something to be proud of.

Source: Twoway Street

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